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Why Chat GPT Sucks At Writing Your B2B Tech Articles
Find out why creating meaningful B2B tech content is still best left to human writers.
3 min to read
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It's a bold title, and don't get me wrong, Chat GPT, along with AI in general, possesses immense potential as a powerful tool with diverse applications. But only if you use it in the right way.
Hey, I get it. You might doubt the title and what I'll write about. That's why I want to let Chat GPT show you what I mean. I got this idea from this hilarious article on Medium written by Stephen Leonard.
So here goes, I opened my Chat GPT command and entered the following:
Below is Chat GPT's input. Brace yourself.
Greetings, dear readers! Today, we're diving into the amusing realm of artificial intelligence and its inevitable glitches. Don't worry, I won't be discussing the dreaded robot apocalypse; instead, let's have a lighthearted chat about why Chat GPT fails miserably at crafting your beloved B2B tech articles.
- The "Tech" in B2B Tech Articles
Let's face it: Chat GPT may be a wiz at many things, but when it comes to understanding complex technical jargon, it fumbles like a penguin on roller skates. Expecting it to grasp the intricacies of quantum computing or blockchain technology is like hoping your grandma will embrace Snapchat filters – it's not happening, folks!
- The Fanciful Word Generator
You wanted a cutting-edge, data-driven article that showcases your B2B product's features? Well, brace yourself for a wild ride because Chat GPT's word generator has a mind of its own. Brace yourself for a whirlwind of whimsical vocabulary and eloquent gibberish. Who needs coherent sentences when you can have a smorgasbord of splendid-sounding words that make zero sense?
- Copy-Paste Catastrophes
Remember that time you wanted an original B2B tech article, but Chat GPT accidentally copied entire paragraphs from Wikipedia? Who knew your article would moonlight as a conspiracy theory, claiming aliens invented cloud computing in ancient Egypt!
- The "AI" Humor
Chat GPT's humor may be cutting-edge – straight out of a dad jokes book from 1982! Prepare yourself for cringe-worthy quips and puns that will make you laugh (at the algorithm, not with it). "Why did the AI break up with its algorithmic partner? They had too many bugs in their relationship!"
- Buzzword Blunders
While B2B tech articles are no stranger to buzzwords, Chat GPT takes it to another level. Get ready for a deluge of "synergy," "paradigm shift," "disruptive innovation," and "leverage" – words that have lost all meaning but still haunt the corridors of the tech world like friendly ghosts.
- The Cluelessness Factor
Have you ever asked Chat GPT to explain a complicated concept, only to be met with an answer that resembles a first-grader's drawing of a rocket ship? You're not alone. Chat GPT's occasional cluelessness about the tech it's trying to explain is both endearing and hilarious.
In conclusion, while Chat GPT is a fantastic AI model with numerous talents, crafting B2B tech articles is not its strong suit. From tech jargon fails to copy-paste catastrophes and AI humor that belongs in the dinosaur age, it has a long way to go in mastering this particular skill. So, for now, let's leave the B2B tech articles to human writers who won't accidentally turn your product launch into a cosmic conspiracy theory!
...And there you have it. I think Chat GPT aced at giving us the perfect reasons for why we shouldn't use this tool to blindly write articles. What do you think?
